Friday, July 12, 2013

The Wedding Planner

My daughter got married last week.  There was a beautiful ceremony, followed by a feast and dancing.  A good time was had by all.

Now that I'm a veteran of helping put together a successful wedding and reception, I would recommend the following to all those who may one day do the same:

1)  Make sure you have a spouse who takes care of most of the details in the months leading up to the wedding.  I cannot stress enough how critical this is.

2)  Buy local.  That out-of-town caterer or photographer may be your favorite, but when the time comes, you'll want to communicate with them face-to-face, and not worry about the travel/time.

3)  Have a personal helper(s) at both the wedding and reception venues - someone whose sole responsibility is to help you with whatever needs to be done.  There is so much going on, you aren't going to remember the details of what needs to be done, much less have time to do them.  Also, there is going to be a lot of stuff that needs to be transported from the wedding to the reception, and from the reception to home.

4)  Try to spend time with family the day before the wedding.  They're going to want to talk to you on the wedding day, of course, but so will everyone else.  Get some of the conversations shared beforehand, and you won't feel as bad about not being able to talk to them afterward.

5)  Make sure you have a long pre-reception day meeting with person(s) responsible for the dance music, and make sure they play what you want and don't play what you don't want.  We did this, and it was a rock solid idea. You don't want a lame night of dancing to end an otherwise great day.

6)  Starting the week of the wedding, if any out-of-towners ask you for suggestions on where to go or what to do, ask them why they didn't ask sooner, and then suggest they use their smartphones and figure it out themselves. Shame on them, you have too much to do at that point to be bothered with their unrelated entertainment.

7)  Re-read Item 1.

Monday, July 1, 2013

The Benevolent Idiot

As soon as I heard about celebrity chef Paula Deen being exposed for using the n-word, I figured it was just another case of the electronic media catching a celebrity showing their true self.  Maybe another case of someone stupidly blurting out their inner monologue.  Maybe another case of someone deservedly losing their reputation and money.

Then the facts got in the way.  It wasn't a gotcha moment.  It wasn't even a dishonest moment.  It was someone under oath who admitted saying something truly ignorant years ago - ignorant meaning they really didn't know any better.

When it comes to Paula Deen, or anyone who's ever used the n-word, people need to factor in the era it which it was uttered and at least try to separate what's intolerant racism from what's ignorant racism.  Both are unacceptable, but to different degrees.  The intolerant racist is a malevolent hater, while the ignorant racist is a benevolent idiot.  Don't tell me they're the same.

We all want to be politically correct and say there's no defending what Paula Deen admittedly said many years ago.  But of course, everybody knows it's somewhat defend-able if you factor in what America was like up through the 1960s.  It's a cold hard truth that most 60+ year-olds today, across the socioeconomic and political spectrum, used the n-word back then.  They are not the problem; the problem is those who never got over using it.

So here we go again with another silly societal litmus test.  Am I and the rest of society to shun everyone who ever said the n-word?  We'd be excluding a helluva lot of people, including family.  Maybe instead we should be just be shunning those who haven't changed.  Or perhaps we should just shun any litmus tests that compare one era with another.

I don't know if Paula Deen is a racist, nor does anyone else.  I do know that like most people of her age and background, she was once a benevolent idiot about race.  Ignorance is no excuse, but let's keep the moral outrage at its appropriate level.


Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Getting School-ed - Update

As expected, the JCSD bond referendum passed yesterday by a relatively narrow margin on its second try - needed 60%, got 66%.

Also as expected, today I haven't heard a single satisfied supporter profess that they will no longer complain about unnecessary government spending and taxing.

Hypocrites.

Saturday, June 22, 2013

Getting School-ed

On June 25th, for the second time in nine months, voters in my school district, the Johnston Community School District (JCSD), will be voting on a $41 million bond referendum to primarily build a new $81 million high school.  Unlike the last time, it'll probably pass, and if not this time, then there will be another time.

That's still no reason to vote yes.

As with virtually all such tax increase proposals that require voter approval, I heartily oppose this one.  I'm not denying that there may be a current / future overcrowding issue in some school buildings, but I am denying that it should take $112 million of taxpayer money to solve that.

(There's one of the many head-fakes that voters get on deals like this - the bonding covers $41 million, but other taxpayer funds / levies will cover the other $71 million.  That equals $112 million of our money, and I tabulated that without needing a new school facility to help me do it.)

If you want to know all about the referendum, and how the money will purportedly be spent, and the estimated cost to property owners, there's plenty of electronic or print information available, of course paid for by us JCSD taxpayers.  But if you simply want to know about how ironic-to-borderline-dumb it would be for Johnston school district taxpayers to support it, just read this:

1) After failing to pass the referendum nine months ago, JCSD changed the bonding amount from $51 million to $41 million - but not by cutting anything, only by deferring the $10 million to other taxpayer funded pools.  In other words, they cut absolutely nothing.  They apparently take us taxpayers for fools.

2) The $112 million doesn't include some very large ancillary future expenditures that are admittedly part of the long-term plan, such as a new football stadium.  You know, for educational purposes.  Are we just supposed to forget about that little item?

3) Voting to increase your own taxes is never a good idea.  Let's face it, it's a little bit crazy.  It's a lot crazy when you consider.....

4) School districts are often poor stewards of our money.

5) Given the current and future age of technology, what sense does it make to build expensive, huge, new brick-and-mortar schools?  Shouldn't we be planning on ways to bring classrooms to students via on-line and digital means?

6) More than a decade ago, with the support of JCSD, our own Polk County passed a local option sales tax (LOST) to increase sales taxes from 5% to 6% for a 10-year period to fund new school infrastructure.  That was the deal, ten years only.  Liars!  Less than ten years later, they and every other school district were already lobbying to extend the time, and ultimately in 2008, the state of Iowa simply went to a permanent 6% sales tax.  Why should we believe anything the JCSD tells us now about taxes, when they had no problem lying to us taxpayers a few years ago?

7) Did I mention that school districts are often poor stewards of our money?

Here's a final thing that gets to me about this goofy referendum - it's being largely supported by a very Republican-leaning district.  These folks want to tax others to benefit them and or their school children, regardless of whether those taxpayers will receive any direct benefit from the school.  In other words, thousands of folks who claim to hate the so-called socialistic ideology of the Obama administration, seem perfectly willing to support this socialistic measure.  It's another example of how some people only oppose taxes and government spending unless it's good for them, and they ought to be required to forfeit their Obama-bashing cards.

Fellow citizens of the JCSD - don't be duped!  A 'no' vote doesn't mean you oppose education, it means you support not letting others unnecessarily spend your money.  The tax-and-spend monster that is JCSD doesn't need to be fed, it needs to be starved.  We can do far better with far less than over $100 million.

Sunday, June 9, 2013

The Lazy Days Of Summer, And Every Other Season

For many years, (at least as far back as the movie Trading Places), I've been a believer that the #1 influence on success in life is social environment.  Being born in America, to nurturing parents, middle-class, white - these are all things that matter a lot to success for my generation, whether we want to admit it or not.

Warren Buffett goes a step further, and simply calls it luck.  After all, our environment is the product of luck, since people have no control as to when or where or how they were born and raised.

It follows then, that if a healthy person was born with these favorable and/or lucky environmental characteristics, but is still an underachiever, there must be another reason why.  And after still more years, I've become a believer that much of it just boils down to laziness.

There are two types of lazy.  The first is just your plain, dumb, do-nothing lazy.  The second is more prevalent, yet harder to see.  It's the lazy person who only acts like and wants everyone to believe they're working.

Yet here again, it took many years for me to realize how many fake-working-lazy-people there are.  And here again, there are subsets.  One is the kind that does one small thing in a day, but takes that to mean they worked all day.  Another is the kind that does nothing but personal matters all day (e.g. personal email or Facebook posting), but assumes that's a day of work.  Still another is the kind that gets to work late, takes an extra long lunch, and then leaves early.

This laziness is only magnified by summertime, when our society collectively decides we should slow down our pace of work.  It's certainly a lot easier for the truly lazy to hide their work ethic in the summer.

Regardless of the manner and timing, it's basic laziness that determines the underachieving destiny of those born into a fortunate social environment.

Friday, May 31, 2013

All That Lying Got You Nowhere

I can't let this week pass without a tribute to U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann, an always reliable member of the WOITH club.  This week, she released a web video announcement about how she isn't going to run for re-election.

Mixed feelings about this.  On one hand, it's good to get people with extremist views out of government.  On the other hand, I'm going to miss how much her dumb comments damaged others who shared her views.

This article from PolitiFact pretty well sums up her fundamental intellectual dishonesty.  In the larger sense, it reflects how the so-called Tea Party has devolved from a grassroots taxpayer watchdog group, into an extreme right-wing group with no chance of gaining a serious mainstream following.

But at least for a while, she won't go away yet in Iowa, where her pitiful 2012 presidential campaign and campaign manager have serious legal problems, related to how they handled their funds and their affairs.

Plus, it's only a matter of time before she becomes a Fox News commentator and/or lobbyist.  That's sure to keep us entertained for a while.

In the meantime, to U.S. Rep. Steve King, you're up!

Monday, May 27, 2013

Dear Graduating Class of 2013

I enjoyed writing last year's entry so much, it's now time for an updated version of my advice to this year's graduating class.  I'm going to stick with just college graduates this year, not only because one of my kids was one, but also since I don't think I can improve on my 2012 commencement message to high school graduates.

To make this year's message more universal, and in keeping with the educational theme, I'm going to make it multiple choice:

To the College Graduates of 2013:

Congratulations - [you / your parents / your banker] did it.  After [ 4 / 5 / 5+] years of [matriculation / partying / sleepwalking] , not to mention tens of thousands of [dollars / beers / hours of sleep] you have a degree.

You probably feel [good / great / overjoyed] about this accomplishment, and if you have a full-time job or have been accepted to graduate school, you should feel good.  But not too good, because now you still have to prove yourself to the [corporate / non-profit / academic] world.

On the other hand, if you have neither job prospects nor grad school plans, what the hell are you feeling good about?  You're over 22 years old, and you're likely going to be living with your [sibling / parents / 5 other unemployed friends].  Your life isn't getting better, it's getting [much / tons / overwhelmingly] worse.

Graduates, no matter what your plans are, it's time to take control of your own [life / bank account / destiny].  For some of you, this mean's you'll get to enjoy all of the [spoils / money / success] that capitalism has to offer. Unfortunately for the rest of you, this means a [low paying / hard labor / service industry] job, because you waited until now to take the controls.

Good luck, and above all, remember this:  You can't depend on [parents / government / wealthy friends] to get by forever.