How To Run A Marathon - Or Not

The Des Moines Marathon (and half-marathon) was held last weekend, in Des Moines, Iowa, of all places.  My wife ran in the half-marathon, so I attended as a supporter, but also as an observer.

Both my spouse and I were terrific in our respective roles of runner and supporter. I now write this in my role as observer:

There are many different ways one might tell by sight whether a runner is doing a half-marathon (13.1 miles) or the full marathon (26.2 miles).  These include runner pace, runner weight (the fatties are definitely NOT doing the full), and perhaps most obviously, runner apparel.  The marathoners had all the gear - the Lycra, the designer running shoes, the expensive running watch, even the personal masseuse at the finish.  In the meantime, many of the half-marathoners wore costumes.

Lots of people weren't there to run, they were there to walk.  Some were obviously walking for a cause, others were walking for exercise.  Regardless, I don't really get that.  In Des Moines, there is some sort of 5K or 10K walk/run every weekend in the warm weather months.  If someone wants to walk, do it in one of those other races, not at the marathon.  Can we not have one race that's not full of people who never actually exercise?

The after-race accommodations were awesome.  There was the usual race pictures, massages, and music.  But there was a fantastic assortment of food and beverages, which was in an area sectioned off just for the runners.  That not only kept out the spectators and other hangers-on from getting 'free' stuff (for which the runners paid within their $60+ entry fee), but preserved enough room for everyone.