I haven't even
mentioned this acronym for over six months, the last time when I was handicapping
the field of Republican presidential nominees.
Based on her
campaign after I wrote that, I'm elevating Michele Bachmann to full WOITH status. Just like WOITH members Steve King and Bob Vander Plaats, if
you pulled back her skin I'm pretty certain there's an alien creature
underneath.
I'm at least going
to add a politician to the WOITH list while I'm on the topic. Hmmm, so many to
choose from...Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell is certainly deserving, but
it has to be...my own State Senator, Brad Zaun. Not only has he never met
a social conservative issue he didn't like, but he also took on the duty of
campaign manager for Bachmann when fellow WOITH member Kent Sorenson quit.
It couldn't be more perfectly symmetrical than that.
To save time, I'm
just going to list my new WOITH members with no explanation. If you don't
know why they belong, I suggest you Google them:
Charlie Sheen
(obvious and belated omission until now)
Jerry Sandusky
Anyone with a
reality show on MTV
The entire
Kardashian family
And as an honorary
member, I also want to include the guy down my street who put a $60,000 house
on a $30,000 lot.
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