Monday, November 16, 2009

Not Golfers, You Great Fool! Gophers!

Sandy: I want you to kill every gopher on the golf course!

Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...

Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers! The little...brown...furry...rodents!

Carl Spackler: We can do that; we don't even have to have a reason. All right, let's do the same thing, but with gophers!

And later.....

Carl Spackler: License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.

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