Indoor Tanning Gets Burned

One of the items jammed into the new health care reform law is a 10% tax on indoor tanning services starting July 1. I rarely say this about new taxes, but in this case, Bravo!

I've stated many times before that taxes are generally bad, and should be opposed unless they are used to establish justice, ensure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, or promote the general welfare. Granted, that last one is way too flexible, but I take "promote the general welfare" to mean good roads, schools, water, etc, AND that we should not be encouraging people to voluntarily harm themselves in a way that requires society to pick up the tab.

That's exactly what tanning salons do. They drill a body with harmful UV rays that promote skin cancer, which eventually leads to increased medical care, the costs of which eventually will be borne directly or indirectly by society through higher private medical premiums and/or indigent medical care from taxpayers.

The con argument is the same crazy one that smokers use to complain about the cigarette tax. Instead of "I have a right to smoke," it's "I have a right to tan." Well then, society has a right to tax you because it will be paying for your dumb decisions later.

Another con argument out there sounds more logical, but is actaully even more ridiculous. That's the idea that we don't tax people who don't wear helmets when riding motorcycles, which is a lot riskier. But the thing is, when motorcylists crash without helmets, they usually die, and society bears no ongoing medical cost.

To be fair, I think we should slap the same tax on some other things. Fast food restaurants come to mind. If we're keeping it real, the fatty foods and soft drinks they sell are enablers for everything from diabetes to heart disease. Ingesting that stuff is a choice to have an unhealthy lifestyle, just like smoking and tanning, and choices have consequences that should not be socialized.

So for all you indoor tanners out there who feel like it is better to look good than to feel good, thank you for your vanity, and thank you for the new source of federal tax revenue!