Welcome to this year's high school and college
commencement address, an annual tradition since 2012.
Congratulations, Class of 2023! You've reached the summit -- at least in terms of a simple and carefree life. Now you have to go out there and fix things, er, I mean, change the world, and no amount of bingeing on food, beverages, or social media will accomplish that for you.
Let's face it, a lot of things need to be fixed / changed, so you have many choices. I have one in mind today, something that requires no manual labor, so I consider it an excellent choice for you in which to ease into adult life....
There are fewer things more trite than to make a point by starting with the words, "The Merriam-Webster dictionary defines such-and-such as...." But since it serves my needs I'm going to do it. The word 'woke' is defined in that dictionary as “aware of and actively attentive to important facts and issues (especially issues of racial and social justice).” That dictionary also defines 'woke' as 'not sleeping', but let's explore that former definition for now.
A little more research will tell you the word 'woke' originated in African-American English in the 1940s and 50s, referring to being aware of instances where discrimination was happening, either covertly or overtly in the form of Jim Crow laws. The word 'woke' was put back on the radar around 2014 as part of the Black Lives Matter movement.
But in less than a decade, political conservatives have turned 'woke' into a slang word, applying it to show disdain for anyone or anything opposing their views. Their favorite targets these days include tried-and-true things like gun restrictions and climate change, but most recently have been focused on the LGBTQ+ community. If a person or company shows support for them, they may well be ridiculed by being labeled 'woke'.
My fix / change for you is, go out into the world and embrace your woke-ness! Now don't be offended. I just gave you the actual definition -- it means you are aware of important facts and issues. Why the hell did you spell all of that time in school if not to be aware of facts and issues? I mean besides the parties.....
Being woke will be easy for you, too, it won't take much effort. All you have to do is get your information from a wide variety of sources, right, left, and center, and make up your own mind. Read. Listen. Watch.
Another way to put this is, under no circumstances should you let somebody else tell you what to be pissed about. Others want you angry because that generates engagement which, thanks to the mighty social media algorithm, manifests itself in monetary revenue to those who espouse it. Ignore them, and decide for yourself if you want to be pissed about something!
And while you're at it, you should make it a stretch goal to reclaim the word 'woke' as a non-pejorative. It's bizarre that the far right has co-opted this word from black America to show contempt for other opinions. Do they feel it would be better to be asleep instead of alert to the things happening around you? Maybe you aren't the best audience to answer that question, since as students I know the value you put on sleep -- but you damn well know what I mean.
To recap for you graduates in a more understandable, abbreviated way: Woke = good; extreme political views = bad; informed opinions = good; social media algorithms = bad; sleep = good at night and bad other times.
So to the Class of 2023.....WAKE UP and get out there.