A Good Use Of Twitter (Redux)

Not quite three years ago, I blogged about using Twitter to share jokes, and listed a few of them.  I consider this one of the best uses for Twitter, at least as good as passing along information, and far better than the bullying, narcissistic activity for which most use it (including a certain president).

I follow several comedians / writers on Twitter, and I love to read short, smart jokes.  It works a bit better now that Twitter now allows 280 characters in stead of 140.  It's also fun to see professionals burn intellectually and ethically-challenged ideas and individuals (including a certain president).

The other day I came across a Twitter account that has archived their favorite jokes from what they considered the best Twitter jokers.  I had a great time laughing out loud to some of them, so similar to what I did in 2016, here are more of my favorites:

There's no I in anxiety. Wait. Yes, there is. Oh my god oh my god oh my god

The best part about being a walrus is probably never having to buy a staple remover.

Do you even know what condescending means?

I'll have a rum and coke

Is pepsi ok?

Whatever

*hands you a pepsi and a coke*

Wait what do you mean Jesus loves me? Did he say something to you? OMG I'm freaking out right now tell me his exact words.

Choose a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life, because you'll never get that job.